Automated Pants

After extensive research and development, a multi million pound budget and exhaustive “road” testing, I can finally announce the availability of the UKs first Automated Pants!…..

BOXERS You have got your Lucky Pants, now buy your Automated pants! Specially designed to aid sitting in a sofa using a remote control πŸ™‚

T-SHIRT Wear the unique AUTOMATED HOME logo with pride! You’re a NERD and proud of it! Let your co-workers know you have 14 miles of CAT5 in your living room and 4 rack-mount switches in your bedroom! πŸ™‚

THONG She thinks you spend way too much time on-line. Let her join in the fun with these marvellous girlie undies πŸ™‚

MUG All automators need a healthy daily intake of caffeine! Enhance the experience by sipping yours from this quality ceramic masterpiece πŸ™‚

MOUSEPAD OK, so your mouse isn’t automated (yet). So reward yourself for all that effort pushing it around by getting a quality Automated Home UK mousemat! πŸ™‚

BASEBALL CAP Get ahead get a hat! Out yourself as a high-tech-home loving geek with this quality baseball cap.



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